Note: This post contains words from Bahasa Melayu as we want to preserve its originalities.
One night..
Child: Papa.. why do cats act like digging hole before they having pee?
Then the father narrated:
" Pada satu masa dahulu, sang harimau tidak reti memanjat pepohon kayu. Alkisahnya pada satu hari sang harimau meminta sang kucing menunjuk ajar teknik2 memanjat pokok. Maka berlakulah perbualan seperti berikut (ayat mcm dlm buku teks arab tingkatan 3):
Rimau: Kucing, aku tak reti panjat pokok laa.. boleh ajar aku cemane nak panjat pokok?
Kucing: Boleh aje. Jom ikut aku. Kita cari pokok paling besar dan tinggi.
Maka kedua-dua spesis mamalia yang sama rupe lain saiz tu pun, panjat lah pokok dengan menggunakan teknik cengkaman kuku.
Beberapa ketika selepas itu, ke2-2 makhluk itu pun berada di dahan pokok. Tetiba, timbul niat jahat kucing nak dengki sang harimau.
Kucing: Rimau, sebagai balassan aku ajar kau panjat pokok; aku nak pinjam motor rxz kau buleh?
Rimau: Mane boley... aku beli mahal2, kau sedap2 nak pinjam.
Kucing: Xpelah rimau. Dengan sifat tamak haloba kau, aku tinggalkan kau atas pokok lah. Ko turun sendiri. Aku xnak ajar.
Dengan muke kurang asamnye, sang kucing cepat2 turun pokok dan blah sebelum sempat dibelasag sang rimau. Maka tinggallah sang rimau terkebil kebil di atas pokok..
Rimau: (menjerit) Sialan kau kucing. Jaga kau.. aku MAKAN kau kalau aku dapat tangkap kau nanti. DENGAN TAIK-TAIK KAU PUN AKU MAKAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sang kucing terdengar warning tadi. Setiap kali melahirkan zuriat, sang kucing akan berpesan kpd anak2nya: "Nak, setiapkali nak buang air, timbun dengan pasir ye nakk.. kalau xde pasir, buat gaya konon2 ade pasir tau".
If you find the story is a fiction, just assume that the father lied his child.
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Top 3 things about my fav. team.
1. In 1932 when the team still played at Highbury, then-manager Herbert Chapman campaigned for the local Tube* station (Gillespie Road) to change its name to ‘Arsenal’. On the 5th of November 1932, the name was officially changed, making it the only Tube station to be named specifically after a football club.
*In US and Canada, they got subway. People in London call theirs as Tube because the tunnels shaped like tubes.
2. There are many football teams named Arsenal.
- Arsenal F.C., a football team from London, named after the Royal Arsenal Woolwich
- Arsenal L.F.C., the women's team of Arsenal
- Arsenal F.C. (Argentina), from Sarandí, Argentina
- FC Arsenal Kyiv, from Kiev, Ukraine
- FC Arsenal Kharkiv, from Kharkiv, Ukraine
- Berekum Arsenal, from Berekum, Ghana
- Arsenal FC (Roatan), from Roatan, Honduras
- FC Arsenal-Tula Tula, from Tula, Russia
- Arsenal Wanderers, from Mauritius
- FK Arsenal, from Montenegro
- FK Arsenal Kragujevac, from Serbia
- Arsenal (Maseru), from Maseru, Lesotho
3. The fans of SC Braga are known as Arsenalistas due to their teams uniforms that resemble that of English club ArsenalFC.
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Loss ape? Haaa tuh yang kite nak bgtau.
I learnt Arabic language during Form 1 -> form 5. Yeah, I enjoy learning Arabic. Its easy because there are some terms in Malay language derived from Arabic words.
However, the sky could not be always blue. It could be gray or even darker. Ewah2 haha.. During form 4/5, I lost interest to learn arabic. I dunno why. Mybe because the teachers stressed more about the sentence structures rather than vocabularies(in my opinion) + lack effort from me.
When I took a look at this book (shown below), I felt sad. I found myself failed to appreciate the things that I've learnt.
However, I still managed to understand some of the sentences in this book ;].
Rugi nye rase. Kalau aku fluent Arab, mesti aku da dpt ngorat awek2 Arab yg cun kt Kanada. Kah3x. Niat x betol pulak dah. Tuh yg ilmu hilang awal2 tuh.
Mood: I'm feeling good
Condition: I'm feeling good
To Do: Keep this good feeling.